Rhythm Guitar
 

Matt "The Vortex" Virden first picked up a guitar at age 13, and sucked - hence his nickname given by fellow orphans at St. Mary's Blessed of the Bleeding Knuckles.  His musical inspirations came from the long days listening to Yanni, John Tesh, and the Sex Pistols.

When Matt saw Rob on stage wearing nothing but Kool-whip, he knew DMP was the band for him.

(This bio was created, lovingly, by Joe and Kevin - the real one is coming soon)